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Trump Reveals Prior Knowledge of Monkeypox

In an exclusive interview, Trump says, ‘Yeah, yeah, I knew about it before anyone else.’

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Trump disclosed in a rare interview last week he has been aware of the Monkeypox virus since its inception.

“I know everything before everyone, always,” Trump said.

He showed his monkeypox T shirt with block letters: “My wife went to Africa and all I got was this Monkeypox T shirt.”

Trump claims he met with Putin in 2018 to discuss the variant. The world leaders were meeting in London to distract the press from its fixation on Jamal Khashoggi’s murder.

“We must take their minds off things,” Putin said, “and let’s get a golf date with the Crown Prince!”

The Crown Prince was unavailable for several days, owing to an issue at the dry cleaner’s. They were unable to get the blood off his garments and those of his closest associates.

The monkeypox virus was originally slated for release in 2028, during the Chinese Year of the Monkey.