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Taco Tuesday at the Crematorium
Your mouth’s on fire? It’s supposed to be!
3 min readJul 10, 2022
“Don’t open it!” I told my husband, “It’s a cremation advertisement.”
Always one to heed my directions, he ripped into the envelope.
“You’re so paranoid,” he said, “Look, it’s a coupon for a Mexican restaurant.”